User Profile

I don't take any shit and I don't like drama. I don't ever regret a single thing I do, and I try to live my life as mellow as possible... I like to party, but I like my lazy time, too. I CAN drink - never challenge me to a contest, 'cause I can prolly drink you under the table - but I have just as much fun chilling with my friends and watching a movie... When I'm drunk, I use big words, dance like EVERYONE is watching ('cause they usually are), and speak very awful French :) ... I am the ditziest smart person you'll ever meet... The state of Florida should NOT have issued me a driver's license - I have no fear in my little old Geo, I'm much too easily distracted to drive w/o hitting things, and I park like a demon... I love movie dorks because I am one, so if you want to impress me, talk to me about your extensive DVD collection or your love of that new indie flick :) hehe... I love surprises - I constantly surprise myself and am looking for people who can constantly surprise me... I LOVE the arts - since when did it become uncool to like shows and museums, or anything besides math and science?? boo on those people... I love the '20s and the '80s (but who doesn't!)... I don't sleep...at all...ever... I morph into the people I'm closest to, and they morph into me. We're the shit that way... I have a tendency to pick up verbal ticks like "I'm not gonna lie," and "0.5 seconds" and a Canadian/Minnesotan/Wisconsin way of talking, OK? So don't say anything catchy around me unless you want me to repeat it a zillion times... I am a very quirky person and I have very eclectic tastes in pretty much everything -including art, books, movies, music, and people... And OK, this profile is getting a bit extensive, but you know you love it, bitch...and if you don't, I really couldn't care less ;)